one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT
writing college papers are a waste of my talents i need to become a high end stripper asap
getting off the bus and strutting to the nearest wal-mart to this is such an experience
I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism